today after school, go minum minum with frens.. this idiot took his car and went speeding.. speeding is not that bad yet, the fella went passing red lights and all and was so fucking proud of it. and i'm like, oh shit, we're gonna get saman at least once. and guess what.. prayer answered :)


Scene 1

and the scene started..

Polis ： Encik, tadi u tak nampak lampu merah kah?

Fren：Ada!

Polis : Kenapa u masih jalan?

Fren : Saya nampak lampu merah, tapi saya tak nampak u..

Polis : !@#$%^&*()

Fren : bagi peluang ..tuan...

Polis : peluang bagi dgn macam mana??

Fren : bagilah peluang..

Polis : ya.. dgn macam mana??

Fren: biasa looo..

Polis : macam mana biasa..???

Fren : wei.. u bodo ke apa? fucking cibai hilang ingatan ar?

Polis: ape u maksud??


Fren : haizz.. eh cibai, jgn bazir mase saya boleh ka? mcm babi saja.. cepat bagi saman la bangang

Polis : saman RM200 o.. fikir baik baik ...

Fren : wei.. u mahai, u betul betul bodo ke pura pura? u tak faham maksud saya ka.. suruh u bagi then jus bagi la.. apasal mau cakap banyak... u punya head suruh u mari sini chating ar?? mau saman then cepat sikit.. hanya tahu bazir masa saya.. saya sanggup bayar saman ini pun tak akan bagi u minum ... biar u dahaga sampai mati la.. chao hai..

Polis : pukimak ko..

Scene 1 ended.. ganas right, of course non of this happened la..


Scene 2

Fren : yes boss apa mau..?

Polis : kamu sudah melanggar peraturan dan undang-undang malaysia. kamu akan disaman RM200.00.

Fren : harrr?? saya student ohh tuan, bagi lepas sikit laa..

Polis : peluang apa? student pun manusia, jika manusia mcm kamu telah melanggar peraturan dan undang-undang, kamu akan didenda jugak.

Fren : RM50 duit kopi la tuan..

Polis : lu ingat saya siapa? sorry, SAYA ANTI RASUAH!

Fren : ....

Scene 2 ended.. lol.. if only all polices are like that.. good lo malaysia..

actually arhh, im just crapping only, non of this really happened ;)
i'm actually just showing how screwed up our polics is today.. but oh well, thanks to them, students are having more allowance because their parents is paying less..
woootsss.. u rock..
sebagai penutup,
biarlah semua rakyat berbilang kaum rejoice dan happy happy kerana malaysia ada polis-polis yg menjalankan tugas dgn baik.. sama-sama kita menjerit "SAYA ANTI ANTI-RASUAH!!"

sekian terima kasih ;)

*//you make me rise when i fall..\\*
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