the other day, i was walking on the street, and suddenly!! OMG!! there were people fighting!!


DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! :\

sigh, ppl now a days, fight fight fight only know, *continues story* and then arhh, the guy who kena pukul sempat to call his gang..



waaa, scary weii, seriously, real gang fight!! o_O
the fight went on *let the pictures do the talking*


there you have it, his back up!


OMG!! wait, isn't that s'pose to be somekind of a sex position? o.O

waaa scary fight lehh, u see even the fella eating nearby mamak stall oso shock!!


WAA WTF!! CAREFUL MY MEE GORENG!! O_O

SUDDENLY..!


"I have come to cleanse this land"

woots.. the a shock of my life.. a hero came down!! that hero protected everyone and he!! HE!! HEE!!!! OMG!! BEFORE U SEE THIS PIC, I WAN HIM TO COME MY SCHOOL AND SAVE THE STUDENTS!!


GG

woots.. fire.. sapu semua!! everyone died.. and cleared..


TANGKAP EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THAT SCENE!!

sigh, i tell u ar, malaysian's police, no use one, u see they all? after everyone burn only they come.. sad laa.. but FUCK!! I GOTTA RUN!!


OMG RUN!!

end of story, and fuck.. that's it, i feel so lame and crappy, but sorry guys.. this post is 100% lame.. nothing of them is fact.. i guess ur smart enough to figure it out.. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! HELP MEEEEE!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO INFRONT OF THE COMP!!


Kye Min is lamer than Ian.. i'm sorry.. :D

*//you make me rise when i fall..\\*
3:20 AM

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heh.. on the first day of school.. as usual, our disiplin teacher will go up the stage and talk cock.. but this time, motivation talk weii..


Mr Agis Blurr or Black? :P

i know it's not very clear, becaues it's him.. anyway, that's him who gave a speech of a lifetime.. motivation indeed.. he was talking about the school with 10% useless idiots..


Mr Agis: 10% of you idiots out there are not welcomed in this school!

woots, and that time, i know my self, i'm not one of the 10%, he stated 10% are ppl


who color their hair


or spike their hair


and even think their god dam cool

he continues, all this ppl are bad students..


they are like stray dogs..


and they should be tied!


for our very respective teacher who has left.. u all do your best!

after this words of inspiration, i felt that i was non of them, i feel so proud after all being a BBian is the best thing u can have.. he then said, for the form 5s, "this is your last year! you guys better show ur juniors a good example before you leave.. i believe u all can do it! it's not hard to study 1 hour a day or more.. and score good results for the school and make your teachers proud!"
fwahh.. from that time on wards.. i got so encourage.. i told my self.. SAYA INSAF! SAYA BELAJAR! yes, those were the words that will give me inspiration..

so yes, we were sent back to class and i told my self again.. SAYA INSAF ! SAYA BELAJAR ! the words of inspiration came in mind, i started taking out my book and read.. fuiyoo.. what do you expect from a innocent kid like me so yes.. i did!

when i went back home, my mother came in my room, and she was surprise


OMFG! MY SON!! HE IS HOLDING A BOOK!! THANK YOU LORD!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!

yes, ladies and gentlement, behold, i have changed.. i will never fuckin swear anymore, i am fuckin changed to a very fuckin good boy..well, for a long time i've been innocent so not much changed.. :D

all this happened in only ONE day, yes ONE day.. and it was seen no more.. 80% of this post is crap, but i hope u all enjoyed reading it suckers..

quote of inspiration : SAYA INSAF ! SAYA BELAJAR !

sekian, terima kasih.. (i was bored to the very fuckin end and i started to post the reality and facts that i am actually a GOOD AND INNOCENT child of God.. :D)

*//you make me rise when i fall..\\*
11:55 PM

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Sample 1


Sample 2


A 67 m long "condom" on the Obelisco (obelisk) in downtown Buenos Aires, to commemorate the international AIDS awareness day.

As you can see, those are what you call condoms.. condoms are useful in many ways.. for the purpose of preventing pregnancy or syphilis and HIV.. there are also some other was that a condom can serve humans, it could keep a litre of water inside one tube of condom.. for example..


Experiment 1 : the rest of the water was drank by someone who was holding it..

As proven, condoms can be filled with water.. and yeah.. it's very useful carrying it for survival.. it could just save ur life wherever u may be, as you will be in a jungle alone or in a room with someone :D

not only that, i bet u guys won't know this.. but condoms can be recycled!! yes.. it can be recylcled..!!


I wonder, do you recognise this condoms ur self?

u never know right, MBPJ might just pick up use condoms on the floor just to support the recycle campaign.. well.. haha does it make u think twice after reading this now..? :P


Not surprising to see a grandma who even knows how to use one.. she must miss old times til she's trying on fakes..


First tear, then open, then you know how.. :)


A condom made from animal hide circa 1900

interesting stuffs about condom yeahh..? haha.. aren't just surprise to see so much about condoms.. well it does make u think twice after all doesn't it :)

HISTORY BEHIND CONDOMS

u know how the term "kerja tiup" came along? it's all hidden behind the history of this.. long long time ago.. ;)


humans, saw eggs and they found out it look exactly like their sperm..


immeadiatly, they were surprise, and tried to suck it using something, they took a straw..


not only that, they even thing that something from there, is like another type of sperm, which represents ur skin color


they even tried to measure using bananas..

and somehow, one day, they found out the wonderful world of making love and stuff.. soon they learnt how to reproduce and wah laaaaa.. human was mass producing.. :)


the guy is thinking to himself that, using condoms aren't as effective and it's no fun in love..


because of that, the situation was kinda out of hand.. and there is when.. ppl start to take measures where others starts to die off a disease.. no sooner they created condoms to introduce "Safe Sex" which is now what we should know off.. and that's the history of condoms.. interesting huh..?

so guys!! c'mon!! stop war and make love!! once safety measures are taken, GO AHEAD!!
YOU ARE SAFE!!

PS: 90% of this post is crap as usual, so feel free to ignore the crapness of it thank you very much..

-wwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooossshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

*//you make me rise when i fall..\\*
5:01 AM

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today after school, go minum minum with frens.. this idiot took his car and went speeding.. speeding is not that bad yet, the fella went passing red lights and all and was so fucking proud of it. and i'm like, oh shit, we're gonna get saman at least once. and guess what.. prayer answered :)


Scene 1

and the scene started..

Polis ： Encik, tadi u tak nampak lampu merah kah?

Fren：Ada!

Polis : Kenapa u masih jalan?

Fren : Saya nampak lampu merah, tapi saya tak nampak u..

Polis : !@#$%^&*()

Fren : bagi peluang ..tuan...

Polis : peluang bagi dgn macam mana??

Fren : bagilah peluang..

Polis : ya.. dgn macam mana??

Fren: biasa looo..

Polis : macam mana biasa..???

Fren : wei.. u bodo ke apa? fucking cibai hilang ingatan ar?

Polis: ape u maksud??


Fren : haizz.. eh cibai, jgn bazir mase saya boleh ka? mcm babi saja.. cepat bagi saman la bangang

Polis : saman RM200 o.. fikir baik baik ...

Fren : wei.. u mahai, u betul betul bodo ke pura pura? u tak faham maksud saya ka.. suruh u bagi then jus bagi la.. apasal mau cakap banyak... u punya head suruh u mari sini chating ar?? mau saman then cepat sikit.. hanya tahu bazir masa saya.. saya sanggup bayar saman ini pun tak akan bagi u minum ... biar u dahaga sampai mati la.. chao hai..

Polis : pukimak ko..

Scene 1 ended.. ganas right, of course non of this happened la..


Scene 2

Fren : yes boss apa mau..?

Polis : kamu sudah melanggar peraturan dan undang-undang malaysia. kamu akan disaman RM200.00.

Fren : harrr?? saya student ohh tuan, bagi lepas sikit laa..

Polis : peluang apa? student pun manusia, jika manusia mcm kamu telah melanggar peraturan dan undang-undang, kamu akan didenda jugak.

Fren : RM50 duit kopi la tuan..

Polis : lu ingat saya siapa? sorry, SAYA ANTI RASUAH!

Fren : ....

Scene 2 ended.. lol.. if only all polices are like that.. good lo malaysia..

actually arhh, im just crapping only, non of this really happened ;)
i'm actually just showing how screwed up our polics is today.. but oh well, thanks to them, students are having more allowance because their parents is paying less..
woootsss.. u rock..
sebagai penutup,
biarlah semua rakyat berbilang kaum rejoice dan happy happy kerana malaysia ada polis-polis yg menjalankan tugas dgn baik.. sama-sama kita menjerit "SAYA ANTI ANTI-RASUAH!!"

sekian terima kasih ;)

*//you make me rise when i fall..\\*
3:34 AM

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for those who made your way in here, congratulations, your not stupid after all. people will come and ask me "eh km km, your blog ah.. why only pictures one? where did all the words go, my pc got problem ah?" LOL, can u imagine that? i would just punch that guy in the face make sure he bleed til he die.. fwahh.. life's good.. killing is loving :D you'll never know sometimes things could go wrong like this..



OMFG!! POST STOPS HERE FOR TODAY!! @@"

*//you make me rise when i fall..\\*
3:27 AM

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